10 Reasons why SMS is the easy way out
Bypass the spell check You don't need to worry about the correct placement of characters, spelling or about using shorthand. Everything sent over SMS becomes a part of the lingo.
How you sound is not important You don't need a voice like Morgan Freeman.
The reaction to your action isn't visible No more worrying about how violently your wife will react to your message.
Privacy is possible Privacy of conversation is guaranteed, even when you're sitting in the midst of a hundred people.
Passing the buck is easy You can use excuses like: “Something must be wrong with the network. I was wondering why you didn't show up for the party when I sent the invite text well in time.”
Creativity criteria doesn't exist You don't have to ponder over a thousand different card designs in order to send out a party invite.
Bad breath? No longer a problem! You won't need any mouthwash before this conversation.
Looks just don't matter You can communicate by SMS even while you're in a crumpled night gown. And bad hair days no longer matter either.
No need to mind the mannerisms Conscious about how your head shakes when you talk? SMS conversations will let you be yourself at all times.
Celebs are no different A smiley sent from my phone looks the same as one sent from Obama's. Now that's cool, isn't it?!
Your Brother in faith,
Javeed Iqbal Sait
saitji@yahoo.com
